Tag: satire
member name: Ricky Fico
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January 03, 2007 05:15 PM EST --
Early this afternoon the Gather Network had mysteriously shut down causing panic throughout the world. There have also been a number of reported suicide attempts. As one blogger reported, “I . . .
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August 01, 2007 07:26 PM EDT --
carl b., Hey babe......now this is a fine piece. Very marketable from a motion picture point of view. It says "trailer" all over it.
Shannon (Baking in the Sun) W., Lookin' sharp! . . .
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August 02, 2007 11:27 PM EDT --
Amanda C: “I really did not like the way Evil Dick acted tonight. I want him to stay in the house because it would be a little more interesting with him around. I don't want him to win.” . . .
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August 08, 2007 07:56 PM EDT --
Barbara B: This pupper is really adorable I would love to give him a big ole hug!
michelle K: Eh, that's what a hose is for!
Old Crow: Ooooh. Fascinating. Thanks
Kelly S.,: sounds wonderful . . .
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August 10, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
Ricky Fico: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am here today to thank you all for electing me President. I am now open to any questions, comments or concerns."
katie s.: "A lot of people . . .
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November 18, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
Lately, I'd been thinking! Strange, isn't it? Me -think? Just kidding, I'm always thinking. Even when I'm not thinking I think, "Maybe I should start thinking." I am like Rodin's . . .
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November 18, 2006 10:28 PM EST --
That's right, I held a part time job as a mannequin. Although I'm far from being a dummy, working as a mannequin didn't require much in brainwork. What it did require was a nice hard body, . . .
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September 17, 2007 10:08 AM EDT --
Not so long ago, perhaps seventy moons into the past, I had posted this very important message. Since then we have had cadres of newbies and newborns enter this realm. So as a public service I'm put . . .
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December 01, 2006 08:09 AM EST --
I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THE MOST INTELLIGENT BLOGGER EVER TO GRACE these pages. Make no mistake about, I have it all. . . the charm, the looks, the extraordinary IQ. I'm the greatest blogger ever . . .
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September 18, 2007 07:16 AM EDT --
Something funny happened on the way to the forums and I had forgotten what it was. . . I knew I should have written it down or at least, made a short film about it. If only I had a camera. Of course, I . . .
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November 21, 2006 11:23 AM EST --
Live From a Used Up Dork
It’s a Sadder Day’s Night of Jive
Meryl Johnson
Welcome to the club! Why don't these moderate Republicans get themselves organized and . . .
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August 13, 2007 07:07 AM EDT --
Dear Dan Landers,
My name is BOBE KRYBANT and I was in Colorado recently getting a check up for a hard-on condition, er, I mean heart condition when the beautiful nurse came in the examining room to check . . .
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November 29, 2006 06:20 AM EST --
Many people truly believe that the world revolves around them. They think they're the center of the universe and I'd hate to tell them this but I will anyway. "You are not the center . . .
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December 01, 2006 05:18 AM EST --
I had earned a few extra hours out of my cell so what a blessing it is to be able to channel my energies by utilizing the state-owned computer and reading furiously the headlines and . . .
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November 19, 2006 08:27 AM EST --
Who said that you have to be Hung to make it in the music business? Okay, William Hung didn't really have much in singing ability but he did have something that some of us don't - the courage to . . .
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January 14, 2007 07:53 AM EST --
It amazes me, really does. I'm smitten. I sit here day after day reading various posts from other Gatherites and I'm like in the twilight zone or something. I have to pull at myself just . . .
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February 09, 2007 05:59 AM EST --
I want to thank you and the best way to do this is in person of course. I was going to go on an international tour but my doctor advised against it, as I have my thumb in a cast. I know, I know, shouldn't . . .
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June 04, 2007 02:31 PM EDT --
People who always say that they're leaving but never do remind me of the Farewell Tours we hear about every so often. . .You know: "Get your tickets now for The Eagles Farewell Concert." . . .
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December 23, 2006 06:28 PM EST --
Forgive me if I ramble off the written page but I've had it up to here with all the nonsense lately; so much in fact, that I feel like packing up my hyena and heading off to the Ozarks . . .
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