Tag: humor
member name: Ricky Fico
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December 01, 2006 05:04 PM EST --
There's been talk of collusion on this network and I'm going straight to the governing body to enact a law preventing this anti-competive tactic. This is an anti-trust issue and as a member of . . .
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January 03, 2007 05:15 PM EST --
Early this afternoon the Gather Network had mysteriously shut down causing panic throughout the world. There have also been a number of reported suicide attempts. As one blogger reported, “I . . .
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December 02, 2008 07:02 AM EST --
Who said that you have to be Hung to make it in the music business? Okay, William Hung didn’t really have much in singing ability but he did have something that some of us don't - the courage to . . .
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December 01, 2006 08:09 AM EST --
I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THE MOST INTELLIGENT BLOGGER EVER TO GRACE these pages. Make no mistake about, I have it all. . . the charm, the looks, the extraordinary IQ. I'm the greatest blogger ever . . .
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November 17, 2006 10:02 AM EST --
The President, he didn't have the vaguest
when he told me that
they want me in Key Largo
Listen, I'm a resident of Las Vegas
and doing work to
help bring people to the Monte Carlo
And maybe, . . .
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February 01, 2007 11:38 AM EST --
SPIRIT OF VEGAS
Another mega-merger adding the
Mandalay Resorts Group
To the MGM/Mirage family
And the little man's on the corner getting the scoop
Of ice cream so he'd have something to give . . .
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July 23, 2007 08:06 AM EDT --
ABRACADABRA
Well, I think it time I create some magic
Soon I'll be raising the wand again
The Wheel of Fortune may have Pat Sajak
But in Vegas, we have the Amazing Jonathan
You never know what's . . .
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August 06, 2007 12:16 PM EDT --
1.) What was our president's name in 1968?
2.) If you took five apples from nine apples how many apples would you have?
3.) Is it legal for a man in the state of Mississippi for a man to marry his . . .
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August 10, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
Ricky Fico: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am here today to thank you all for electing me President. I am now open to any questions, comments or concerns."
katie s.: "A lot of people . . .
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March 06, 2008 10:10 AM EST --
Did anybody hear about the guy who fell onto an upholstery machine? I am wondering if he's fully recovered yet!
You know I don't like to think about death but it's a fact that a calendar's . . .
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November 18, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
Lately, I'd been thinking! Strange, isn't it? Me -think? Just kidding, I'm always thinking. Even when I'm not thinking I think, "Maybe I should start thinking." I am like Rodin's . . .
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November 18, 2006 10:28 PM EST --
That's right, I held a part time job as a mannequin. Although I'm far from being a dummy, working as a mannequin didn't require much in brainwork. What it did require was a nice hard body, . . .
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January 29, 2007 05:29 AM EST --
Dear Dan Landers,
I know you're a busy man but I need some advice. I'm Bi-Polar and am getting married soon. I don't want to be dishonest to my fiancee but I don't know if I should tell . . .
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November 16, 2006 09:33 AM EST --
Last week, there was a tragic accident in Chicago. A window-washer fell from the sixty-third floor of a high rise to his death. He had only been in this country less than a month. He didn't speak any . . .
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June 02, 2007 08:57 AM EDT --
I get really teed off when folks who are supposed to be sophisticated and knowledgeable don't know their ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to geography.
Just this week, I was planning a . . .
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June 18, 2008 07:41 PM EDT --
Well excuse me," I said to the funny-looking man with the three foot camera, who came close to pulverizing me with his zoom lens as he was trying to get a picture of another glorified Hollywood . . .
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November 18, 2006 12:54 PM EST --
Listen up, folks, you must read this and if you don't, I'd be sad and maybe go sulk or something. Maybe that's not a bad idea though. I could be Jonas Sulk and invent a cure for polo or something, . . .
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November 21, 2006 11:23 AM EST --
Live From a Used Up Dork
It’s a Sadder Day’s Night of Jive
Meryl Johnson
Welcome to the club! Why don't these moderate Republicans get themselves organized and . . .
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August 13, 2007 07:07 AM EDT --
Dear Dan Landers,
My name is BOBE KRYBANT and I was in Colorado recently getting a check up for a hard-on condition, er, I mean heart condition when the beautiful nurse came in the examining room to check . . .
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November 29, 2006 06:20 AM EST --
Many people truly believe that the world revolves around them. They think they're the center of the universe and I'd hate to tell them this but I will anyway. "You are not the center . . .
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